I’m Going to Hogwarts

D Bm
I fell asleep at a football game
A G A
If you ask me, it was pretty lame
Tennis matches are not my niche
I’d much rather be playing Quidditch
If I step on a court I’ll trip and die
Rather be on a pitch where I can fly
F#m Bm
You know I can’t stand muggle sports
Em G D
Eff this, I’m going to Hogwarts

D Bm
Today I went to the college store
A G A
To look for something new to wear
All they had were boring sweatshirts
When I wanted ties and pleated skirts
I need a house scarf but there isn’t one on your shelf
So I’ll sit in my dorm and knit one myself
F#m Bm
Won’t wait to get to FAO Schwartz
Em G D
Eff this, I’m going to Hogwarts

D Bm
This week’s classes are finally done
A G A
I gotta get out of here to do something fun
I know it’s worth it, I have to say
But this wizard rock concert’s so far away
I’m packing up and taking a shower
Then I’ll sit in my car for seven hours
F#m Bm
I’m not satisfied with muggle transports
Em G D
Eff this, I’m going to Hogwarts

F#m Bm
My college life isn’t so awful
G A
At least I got an acceptance letter
F#m Bm
But living in Harry’s world
G A
Has got to be so much better

D Bm
It kinda sucks being all alone
A G A
When no one talks to me, I just wanna go home
It’s even harder coming back again
When I have less friends than Eloise Midgen
I’ll survive two more years, no sweat
But you’ve gotta wonder why I haven’t left yet
F#m Bm
I guess I’ll wait for Universal Resorts
Em G D
When the theme park’s done, I’m going to Hogwarts