I Want You To Whomp Me

A G D A
A C#m
I want you to whomp me
F#m E
I need you to weed me
D E
Why can’t you plant one on me?
A C#m
I’m callin’ on you to pollenate me
F#m E
I want you to whomp me
D E
I need you to weed me
A C#m
Why can’t you plant one on me?

F#m B
I’d wrap my vines around you
G A
And never let you go
F#m B
What more could you want
G F#m
Than a violent hugging plant

A E
Didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you starin’
F#m D
Oh, didn’t you, didn’t you, want some devil’s snarin’
A E
I’ve been a bad plant and I’m needing some chastisin’
F#m D
Oh, come down to the dungeon, let’s get to fertilizin’

I want you to whomp me
I need you to weed me
Why can’t you plant one on me?
I’m callin’ on you to pollenate me

I’d wrap my vines around you
And I’ll never let you go
What more could you want
Than a violent hugging plant

Didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you starin’
Oh, didn’t you, didn’t you, want some devil’s snarin’
I’ve been a bad plant and I’m needing some chastisin’
Come down to the dungeon, let’s get to fertilizin’

A E F#m D

I’ve been a bad plant and I’m needing some chastisin’
Come down to the dungeon, let’s get to fertilizin’

I want you to whomp me
I need you to weed me
Why can’t you plant one on me?
I’m callin’ on you to pollenate me

A
I want you to whomp me
I want you to whomp me
I want you to whomp me
C#m A