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Guacamole Ukulele Song

Note: I do not know the chords to this song, only the tabs with the incorrect DGBE tuning that we used when we wrote it. Help?

We wanted to go to Tennessee
But ended up in Arkansas
And you wouldn’t believe what we saw
We saw three dead armadillos
But Whompy didn’t steal our pillows
And there were two kittens under a car

We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song
We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song

We went to a Guitar Center
And we made a crazy purchase
Now we feel pretty ridiculous
And it’s making Lena laugh
Just how much we sound like TRAF
Except we’re short and they are really tall

We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song
We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song

When we were starting to regret it
Alex told us not to sweat it
Ukuleles pay for themselves
Now we’re sitting in the car
Thinking about how cool we are
We bought the last two that were on their shelves

We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song
We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song
We got some Ruby Tuesday Guacamole
Then we bought two ukuleles
Guacamole ukulele song