D G F#m Bm D Em A
Captain Tightpants
Don’t know pretty when he sees it
But he didn’t have to be so mean
D G F#m Bm D Em A
Can’t a girl
Who’s also a mechanic
Get a look at the dress of her dreams
D G F#m Bm D Em A
So what if engine grease
Doesn’t go with pink
And I’m like a sheep on its hind legs
D G F#m Bm D Em A
I couldn’t look
More out of place than he would
But I might be his date if he begs
Chorus:
D G A
There ain’t a power in the ‘verse
Bm
That can make me act like
D G A A7
Somebody I’m not
D G A
So I’ll keep on smiling
Bm
I love this gorram boat and
D G A D
Engines make me hot
D G F#m Bm D Em A
All these people
Just don’t understand what life is all about
Man, they have it tough
D G F#m Bm D Em A
How do you find love
And friends and serenity
When storebought dresses aren’t good enough
D G F#m Bm D Em A
It don’t give a damn if
My crew can’t take my cheerfulness
And it makes em wanna tape my mouth shut
D G F#m Bm D Em A
Even though
Jayne kinda creeps me out
I’m gonna grin no matter what
Chorus x 2



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