Dorks in a Box

A D
I never get my work done
A E
Because I’m forced to listen to this
Bm E
Disney Channel music all the time
A
Until she goes to sleep

A D
You need to get away from
A E
Second hand self tanning fumes
Bm E
And blowdryer radiation
A
They’re going to your head

D E F#m A
You know, I’m getting pretty tired of this
D E A
They invented headphones for a reason
D E F#m A
I’m well aware that this could be much worse
D E A
And still, I’d rather live in a box.

A D
It’s good to know
A E
If we both drop out of college
Bm E
We can entertain ourselves
A
In our cardboard house

A D
Is it weird to plan
A E
That our guests can’t eat a week
Bm E
Before they come to visit us
A
Or else they wouldn’t fit

D E F#m A
You know, I’m getting pretty tired of this
D E A
They invented headphones for a reason
D E F#m A
I’m well aware that this could be much worse
D E F#m A
And still, I’d rather live with you and be dorks in a box
D E F#m A
While our ex roommates blowdry themselves to Disney Channel music
D E F#m A
And talk about the crazy Potterfans they used to live with
D E A
And we’ll be happy in our cardboard box.