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Black Santas

E G#m C#m A
Angela, it’s been a great five weeks
E G#m A
But there is something I should say
E G#m C#m A
No, I’m not breaking up with you
E G#m A
Everything’s perfectly okay

E G#m C#m A
I know you’ve been wondering what is up
E G#m A
And why I haven’t taken you home
Before you walk inside my door
There is something you should know

A F#m
I’ve just gotta tell you
A E
I’ll give it a shot
A F#m
Now I’m gonna show you
A B7
Exactly what I’ve got

G#m A
I’ve got a house full of black santas,
B E
Black santas on the walls
G#m A
And everywhere you turn
F#m B
Those black santas deck the halls
G#m A
And later when we make out
B E
You should watch out because
C#m B
We’ll be watched by twenty-four hundred eyes
A E
of twelve hundred black santas

E G#m C#m A
Black santas line the windowsills and the mantel
E G#m A
They hang from the stairway banister
You can’t escape from the one in the guest bathroom
We’ve even got a pez dispenser

I’m living in an official Santa landmark
It’s an embarrassing fact
I’ll be surprised if you come to visit
And my love life stays intact

A F#m
Please don’t be turned off now
A E
The fault here isn’t mine
A F#m
My parents are so proud of
A B7
Their year long Christmas shrine

Chorus

E7 A
They see you when you’re sleeping
E7 A
They know when you’re awake
F#7 B
They’ll watch us when we’re hooking up
F#7 B
And when I masturbate OR And frankly I can’t wait

E
So you’d better not pout
A
You’d better not cry
E
If you go running out
A
I’ll understand why…

G#m A
It’s cause I’ve got a house full of black santas,
B E
Black santas on the walls
G#m A
And everywhere you turn
F#m B
Those black santas deck the halls
G#m A
And later when we make out
B E
You should watch out because
C#m B
We’ll be watched by twenty-four hundred eyes
A E
of twelve hundred black santas