Chords
People are always asking me for the lyrics and chords to my songs. Now, you can find them all in one place! Also, if you’re planning to cover any of them on YouTube, I’d love if you would credit me in the video description!

Art Class
Before and After
Black Santas
Dorks in a Box
Engines Make Me Hot
Everything I Have
For Matt
Guacamole Ukulele Song
Happy Song NEW!
Howler
I’m Going to Hogwarts
I’m Saying Nothing
I Want You To Whomp Me
Lucky
Masochist
Nerdfighterlike
Outside World
Painfully Obvious
Please
Post-Potter Depression
Screening Process
Songwriting
The Snog Song – Coming soon. Requires more tabbing.
The Acid Quill
Too Many Arrows

P.S. Please do not request songs that are played on the piano (aka The Moaning Myrtles songs). I cannot play piano, so I do not know what the chords are. I also cannot write out sheet music. I’m sorry.









December 8, 2009 - 10:06 pm
THANKYOU! more songs for me to play on my uke. :]
December 8, 2009 - 10:16 pm
Woo! I’m so excited to try some of these out!
December 9, 2009 - 11:09 pm
Thanks Lauren!
More songs for me to play now that I’m learning guitar!
December 14, 2009 - 6:15 pm
I’m an aspiring guitarist too. (Which means I am not very good.) Thanks for posting all of these!
December 27, 2009 - 5:51 pm
I think I got the Chords for ‘Let Myrtle Save the day’…
Is it
G C G D for the verses, and then C D for the Chorus?
If so, I figured it out
January 4, 2010 - 11:29 am
Yep, that’s right!
January 31, 2010 - 5:56 pm
What are the chords for What about Myrtle?
January 31, 2010 - 7:15 pm
G D C G. They’re not on this website because I don’t put Moaning Myrtles chords on here though.
February 23, 2010 - 7:48 am
Sorry, I realize you don’t post Myrtle chords here, but I was wondering what they were for It’s too late.
March 1, 2010 - 9:14 am
I don’t know how to play that song, sorry.
February 28, 2010 - 7:10 pm
Can you post the chords for Nerdfighterlike on ukulele? I don’t play guitar, nor am i good at transferring the chords over…thanks! (and you’re my hero)
March 1, 2010 - 9:14 am
The chords are the same whether you’re playing guitar or ukulele. If I don’t have my uke capo handy, I just sing it a whole step down and play the chords the way they are. Why don’t you try doing that, or get a ukulele capo?
March 18, 2010 - 7:48 pm
Thanks for being so awesome. Any possibility of chords for ‘In Which Buffy Slays Edward’ anytime soon?
March 20, 2010 - 11:58 am
It isn’t just up to me, because I’m not the only person in the band. The chords on this website are for the songs on my solo CDs.
March 19, 2010 - 11:53 pm
Any chance you’ll be putting up Armoured Bearcub chords? I’d love to play them!
March 20, 2010 - 11:58 am
It isn’t just up to me, because I’m not the only person in the band. The chords on this website are for the songs on my solo CDs.
March 31, 2010 - 12:48 pm
I don’t know if you’ll post Howl at the Moon since it is a Moaning Myrtles song, but I would love to see the chords for the guitar for that song. It’s one of my favorite Wrock songs.
April 2, 2010 - 6:26 pm
Could I posebly make a parody on one of your songs? I want to make a song about Fluffy, which you probably know is from the Harry Potter books, and i thought that it would be perfect to make it with the melody of the AB song of yours about Buffy…
April 2, 2010 - 9:53 pm
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean parody, just rewrite the words, and make a song with similar chords. If I have you’re permition, I would love to send the text to you, when it’s done, and you could take a look at it. Sorry if i’m confusing…
April 3, 2010 - 9:13 am
I don’t know, I feel a little weird about that… I worked really hard on that song. It’s one of like, only three that I managed to write this year and be happy enough with to record and share with everybody. As long as you’re not passing it off as your own or something, I guess there’s nothing I can do to stop you.
April 3, 2010 - 4:39 pm
Well, if you don’t want me to, I won’t do it, I respect your opinion…
July 1, 2010 - 5:40 pm
Thanks so much for these chords! You’ve inspired me to buy a ukulele and I can’t wait to get started playing these songs.
I have a question, too… What kind of ukulele do you have? I saw you playing it on tour and I absolutely love it.
July 2, 2010 - 4:30 pm
I know that you said that you can’t post Armoured Bearcub chords here, but do you think that there’s a chance that you might make a website for that band with the chords? I fell in love with We’re On Fire and would love to be able to play it, just for my own entertainment.
August 14, 2010 - 12:05 pm
I love that song sooooo much! Please consider posting the chords, pretty please
July 8, 2010 - 11:12 pm
LAUREN!
what about the version of ‘in which moaning myrtle moans’ from is it plugged in?
July 31, 2010 - 9:45 pm
any chance of getting chords for “Lee Scoresbys Last Stand”
August 8, 2010 - 1:37 pm
Hi Lauren! Is there a chance that you might put up the chords for the song “Wizard Rockstar?”
August 10, 2010 - 6:24 pm
They’re exactly the same as the chords for “Rockstar” by Hannah Montana. So I won’t put them up, but you can find them.
August 15, 2010 - 2:24 am
Hey Lauren, I want to request/suggest/see if you will be putting up the cords to “Engines Make Me Hot” some time in the future.
August 20, 2010 - 10:07 pm
They’re right up there. Have been since I put up this website. Scroll up!
August 19, 2010 - 5:01 pm
LAUREN YOU ARE AWESOME. I missed you and wanted to say hi. The cords are awesome…to bad I can only play piano, sad….LOVE YOU!
August 21, 2010 - 11:28 pm
We’re on fire? Please? :]
August 29, 2010 - 7:02 pm
Chords for We’re on Fire? That would be awesome if you could do it! I would LOVE to learn to play that on ukulele.