Store
Here, you can see the various items I have for sale including CDs, buttons, and possibly additional merchandise at some point. Click one of the following images to skip to the part of the page where you can buy each of these items:
If you’re interested in buying more than one hard copy of my CDs at a time (higher quantities and/or multiple albums), click here.
For more information on my solo music, click here.
is it plugged in? EP is now available!
This seven-track EP is an exercise in what would happen if I were a total rockstar and had a full, electric rock band to back me up. It features Jarrod Perkins on drums and Matt Maggiacomo on bass. Check out the tracklist and cover, designed by me!
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1. And Then I Died 2. The Acid Quill 3. Masochist 4. In Which Moaning Myrtle Moans 5. I’m Going to Hogwarts 6. Howler 7. Wizard Rockstar |
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This EP will be sold at shows this summer until they run out. There will be a limited amount of hard copies, so make sure to order yours now if you want one!
From June 4th to July 23rd, I will be away on tour. Your order of this EP will be mailed out once I get back home after that. Please be patient! Thanks 
(United States) ‘is it plugged in? EP’
$7 + $2 Shipping and Handling
(International) ‘is it plugged in? EP’
$7 + $4 Shipping and Handling
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I’m Saying Nothing |
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Tracklist 1. Black Santas 2. Songwriting 3. Screening Process 4. Howler 5. Art Class 6. Masochist 7. Before and After 8. Dorks in a Box 9. Outside World 10. Everything I Have 11. For Matt 12. I’m Saying Nothing 13. Guacamole Ukulele 14. Nerdfighterlike |
| Album Information Release Date: March 23, 2009 All songs were written, performed, and recorded by Lauren Fairweather. “Black Santas” features guest vocals by Kristina Horner. “Before and After” was written and performed with Lena Gabrielle and Kristina Horner. “Howler” was written and performed with Hank Green. “Guacamole Ukulele” was written and performed with Lena Gabrielle. The album artwork was painstakingly designed by Lauren Fairweather. |
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Devil’s Snare |
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Tracklist 1. I Want You to Whomp Me 2. The Acid Quill 3. Painfully Obvious 4. Nerdfighterlike 5. I’m Going to Hogwarts 6. The Snog Song 7. Please 8. Too Many Arrows Engines Make Me Hot (Kaylee’s Song) 10. Post Potter Depression 11. I’m Rapping I’m Going to Hogwarts (Electric) |
| Album Information Release Date: May 2, 2008 All songs were written, performed, and recorded by Lauren Fairweather. “Post-Potter Depression” was written with Liane Graham. “The Snog Song” was written with Lena Gabrielle. “I Want You To Whomp Me” is a parody of Cheap Trick’s “I Want You To Want Me” written by Rick Nielsen. The album artwork was done by the incredible Jake Kalbhenn. |
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The White Album |
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Tracklist 1. In Which Buffy Slays Edward (Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Twilight by Stephenie Meyer) 2. Peeing In A Bottle (Paper Towns by John Green) 3. We’re On Fire (The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins) 4. Lee Scoresby’s Last Stand (His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman) 5. The Ballad of Seth and Summer (The O.C.) 6. Nargles In the Mistletoe (Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling) 7. A Born Again Christian Upon Reading The Da Vinci Code (The Bible / The Da Vinci Code) 8. Let’s Get Our Master’s Degrees In Love |
| Album Information Release Date: June 4, 2010 The White Album is our first Armoured Bearcub album. You probably know that Matt and I often draw inspiration from the Harry Potter books as members of wizard rock bands; our new band aims to draw inspiration from everywhere else as well. On this album, you will find songs inspired by Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Paper Towns, The Hunger Games, His Dark Materials, The O.C., Harry Potter, The Bible / The Da Vinci Code, and our own lives. Tracks 1 and 3 written by Lauren Fairweather. Tracks 4, 5, and 7 written by Matt Maggiacomo. Track 2 is a parody of a song written by David Frank, Steve Kipner, and Pamela Sheyne. Lyrics written by Matt Maggiacomo. Track 6 written by Lauren Fairweather and Nina Jankowicz. Track 8 written by Matt Maggiacomo and Lauren Fairweather. All songs performed and recorded by Armoured Bearcub. All songs mixed by Matt Maggiacomo. Album artwork by Jake Kalbhenn and Lauren Fairweather. |
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What About Myrtle? |
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Tracklist 1. I Was There 2. Cedric All I Think About (Purple) 4. Choko Ono 5. Howl at the Moon In Which Moaning Myrtle Moans 7. Aesthetically Pleasing 8. It’s Too Late 9. Transparent 10. What About Myrtle? 11. You Can’t Speak Snake |
| Album Information Release Date: July 10, 2008 All songs were written, performed, and recorded by Lauren Fairweather and Nina Jankowicz, with percussion by Justin Bulava. “I Was There” was written with Mike Stein. “All I Think About” was written and performed with The Mudbloods. The backing track for “In Which Moaning Myrtle Moans” was done by Ministry of Magic. “Aesthetically Pleasing” was performed with Ginny and the Heartbreakers. Additional vocals by Zack McKenna, Danielle Fairweather, Alyssa Fairweather, Mike Stein, Justin Bulava, Ryan Seiler, and Jason Munday The album artwork was done by Lauren Fairweather. |
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Toilet Humor |
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Tracklist 1. And Then I Died 2. Don’t Throw That Book 3. Flushed 4. Sitting on the Toilet 5. He Didn’t Do It 6. Hermione 7. Prefects Are Hot 8. Emo Guy 9. Let Myrtle Save The Day 10. Holiday Revenge 11. The Boy Who Lived |
| Album Information Release Date: July 12, 2007 All songs were written, performed, and recorded by Lauren Fairweather and Nina Jankowicz with percussion by Justin Bulava. Guitar by Alex Carpenter. “The Boy Who Lived” was written and played by Mike Stein. Backup vocals on “Prefects are Hot” were done by Kristina, Brittany, Alex, Jace, Jason, and Luke. Album artwork by Dani Wolf. Drawing on back by Kelly Savastano. |
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Buttons NEW!
Some of my homemade 1.5 inch buttons are now available online in packs of five, ten, or twenty. To order, click the appropriate PayPal button below based on whether you will have your order shipping within the United States or internationally. US orders will add $1 for shipping, and International orders will add $3 for shipping. Use the drop-down menu to select how many buttons you would like to order.
Make note of the numbers to the upper left of each button that you wish to purchase, and enter them below where it says “Which buttons?”, so I know which to send to you. If you wish to have more than one of a specific button, simply list that number however many times that you would like. For example, listing “1, 2, 2, 2, 3″ for a 5-button pack will get you a #1 button, three #2 buttons, and a #3 button.
To see a larger picture of each button, click on it!
Note: PayPal limits the amount of characters in the “Which buttons?” text boxes. If you are ordering the 20-button pack, you may run out of characters to use. If this happens, simply state in the text box that you will indicate which buttons you would like later, and put your button choices in the box labeled “Add special instructions to the seller” once you get to the PayPal order form.
From June 4th to July 23rd, I will be away on tour. Your order of these buttons will be mailed out once I get back home after that. Please be patient! Thanks
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If there is a problem with your button choices, such as accidentally listing too many or not enough numbers for your order, I will email the address you use to order the buttons and clear that up before I send out your order. I can’t count sometimes, so I will totally understand if that happens.
